What the hell does it say?

[Upchuk]

Been trying to figure out what the Beat says to me when I start it. Searched the forums, Google and even tried Google translate on my phone holding it up to the speakers. What does my little car say to me when I start it?

[mikei]

Been trying to figure out what the Beat says to me when I start it. Searched the forums, Google and even tried Google translate on my phone holding it up to the speakers. What does my little car say to me when I start it?



if you have a slot where you can fit a credit card somewhere around the drivers seat it is most likely an etc card reader for the auto toll booths in japan. it is not anything standard .

[Upchuk]

It does. Hmmm. Figured since it was coming out of the speakers that it was standard.

[Andrew Fisher]

Oh Mike there are times when reality is not necessarily correct, even if it's right.

The metaphorical, existential, metaphysical heft of this post is profound.

I have no idea what it's saying at all, but these are my best guesses:

"Your podgy western fingers are playing havoc with my elegant stereo."

"Why do Honda Civics speak in foreign tongues? The only cars that talk to me now are old Daihatsu Sirions."

"If you have no rocket flare what will you do when you get into trouble?"

And, most likely:

"I feel really homesick now!"